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16.06.2025 01:31
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
How do flat Earthers explain the existence of other spherical planets?
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
How can I fall asleep fast at night?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
—
Still no good.
Just Forget it!
What is the irony of life according to you?
No, not a chance
They put up a sign reading
So they tried
Which country has the best and strictest legal system in the world?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
How do we greet in German, French, Spanish, and Italian?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
Do straight guys like to have sex with men when they smoke meth?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
No go.
Thumbs down again.
No way
Everyone loved it.
What is a real life example of the Streisand Effect?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...